Like, this morning woke up and like, Lysander was totally like, not there! Like OMG, ditcher! I thought he was like, totally into me. We like, went to sleep and when I like, woke up, he like, wasn't there! So I like, decided to like, go look for him.
When I like, found him he was like, totally hitting on Helena. Like, I though we were like, BFFL. And then like, Demetrius like, showed up and like, totally started to like, hit on her like, too. She like, totally started to like, say stuff that I like, didn't do!
Then like, the guys like, wanted to like, kill me or something! That would like, totally ruin my dress! So then like, Helena said that I was like, totally in this like, plan with Demetrius and like, Lysander. But I like, totally don't know what she is like, talking about! I was like, SO mad at her! Then when I was gonna slap her, she said, "OMG, no! Lysander, Demetrius, like, protect me!" And I was all like, mad and stuff. So then she like ran away. And I was like, "You are like, a total coward!" SO she was like, "Whatever".
So then I like, had to like sleep on the ground again because I like, couldn't like, find Hermia. OMG she is like, so gonna like, pay for this later.
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